I’m willing to, you know, break the jewel of my own creation to try to do something for her […] Like, I’m not worried about what it would do to me or my show to try to help her as myself, not as my character, to help her as myself. And you know, if people think that’s not the right thing for me to do, I don’t care. It’s my sister, and I’m willing to help her.
Stephen “Underneath That Hardass Patriotic Exterior I’m Really All Squishy Inside (And Also No One Messes With My Lulu)” Colbert (x)